The Sign's Best Features
Aries: Your Teeth
Taurus: What Your Organs are Worth on the Black Market
Gemini: The pulsating tendrils protruding from your back.
Cancer: The blood you have spilled in my name.
Leo: The fact that you're still here despite being dead for four years.
Virgo: Your tits.
Libra: The fear you've instilled in man over the past century.
Scorpio: Your head is nothing but a void cradling the endless screams of the damned.
Capricorn: Your very convincing human suit.
Aquarius: How important your survival is to the existence of our universe.
Pieces: You're about to find out.
